Tidiness For The Lady

Today was a slow day. A man cannot woo a beautiful lady looking sloppy, so I fancied myself up. I went to the barber in order for him to cut my beard. Oh, how painful it was to see the barber cut it, but I did it for Beatrice. While I was at the barber, I brushed my hat so it can looked like new. Not only that, but I had a servant of Leonato clean all my clothing. I then bought a bottle of civet in order for me not to smell, for a lady never wants an awfully stenched man. Although I have not told anyone about my love to Beatrice, the guys mocked me for actually looking nice for once. They said that I was clearly in love, for I had tidied myself up and was supposedly not my usually “loud” self. I really hope that no one figures out that I am in love. I think I might not be ready for this yet.